ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE / ::a nondescript girl appears,holdinga clipboard:: "Ahem...this is a warning. The following may disgust or freak you out. It answers the sick and twisted question: What if Arashi was a senshi in the anime Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon? Please enjoy the......" ::Arashi appears waving a sword:: "Stop this right now! This is wrong! I will not stand for this. How dare you! I'll kill you all! Stop reading... STOP READING.... WHY ARE YOU STILL READING?!!!" ::Arashi is grabbed from behind and dragged away. The girl begins reading again.:: "As I was saying...enjoy the show!" ::evil grin:: ::Arashi appears in a pink fuku.She looks very angry :):: Arashi:"How can they wear these things?It barely covers my butt!" ::Arashi tugs at her skirt, scowling. The inner senshi appear smiling and start hugging her.:: Arashi: "Hey! I don't go for that girl on girl action. And if I did it wouldn't be with you girls." Sailor Moon: ::vapid grin::"Welcome to the team Sailor Tempest!" Arashi:"Sailor Tempest? ::looks at the author:: "You couldn't think of anything better? Maybe Sailor Pink Balloon?" Sailor Mercury: ::vapid grin::"It's a wonderful name.Simply wooooonderful! So sweet and pretty." Arashi:"Um...ok...your starting to scare me." Sailor Jupiter: ::vapid grin::"Why don't you follow us..there is a very bad man right over there. Wem ust defeat him." Sailor Venus: ::vapid grin::"Yes, let's go defeat him." Arashi:"Finally!I get to kick some butt!Who is it?The Dark Moon Kingdom? Those guys are sort of hot. One of those Animates? Who?" Sailor Moon:"Just follow us...you'll see." ::They go to a clearing where Tuxedo Kamen is staked out on the floor while ants crawl over his body:: Sailor Moon:"So what should we do with him?" Sailor Jupiter:"Cook him." Sailor Mercury:"Throw acid on him." Sailor Venus:"Skin him and take his clothes. I always liked that hat." Sailor Mars:"Burn him...yeah...fire! Fire!" Arashi:"I though he was a good guy or something..." Sailor Mars:"He is..were just so tired of him! He's always getting kidnapped or brainwashed...and those stupid speaches!!" Sailor Jupiter:"Yeah! What kind of hero throws roses? He's such a goof!" Sailor Moon:"I'm going out with Jadeite now..he's way cooler. Let's burn him!!" Senshi(together):"Burn him...burn him..burn him!" ::Arashi slowly backs away as the senshi pelt Tuxedo Kamen with heart shaped stones. Arashi winces as Sailor Moon's stone catches him right in the eye. She sighes and takes her sword out.:: Arashi: "Okay now! That's enough. He may be a nerd but he's still a good guy. I'm taking him!" ::Tuxedo Kamen's eyes open and he manages a smile as Arashi drags his body away:: Tuxedo Kamen: "Thanks sugar. I was getting tired of those girls anyway. You know they have this weird ritual involving firecrackers and vanilla cake?" :shudder: Say, do you happen to have any room in your manga for me? That Karen sure is hot." Arashi: "No." Tuxedo Kamen: "What about that Kamui? He's awfully pretty for a boy. I'd hit that." Arashi: "Ewww. I'm outta here." :drop: ::a nondescript girl appears again:: "That's the end of our show. I would have made it longer but Arashi seems to have escaped. I gotta get out of here before she finds me." The End