xx INTERVIEW  So I interviewed the very pretty and well know villain Suzaku and this is how it went; Interviewer=I Suzaku=S I met Suzaku in a cave. I was blindfolded and led to it by a very grumpy looking bird. I: So what's really going on with that bird? S: Whaddya mean by that?! She's a friend and a loyal minion.... that's all! That's all I say! I: Okaaaay... so why did you become a villain? S: Most villains will tell you it's because of the love of evil but really, it's for the chicks. Villains get the hot chicks. I: What's with the shoes? S: :looks down: My shoes are fine! I tried to get the silver pointy ones but Muruge said they were gay looking. I: And the ankle bracelets aren't? S: :glares: I could kill you right now and nobody would ever know. I: Um.. okay. Maybe another question would be good... who does your hair? S: :pats his hair: Muruge mostly... she just loves brushing my hair. I: Are you sure there's nothing between you and the bird? S: Yes! Stop it with the innuendos already! I: Allright then, how did you get started in the villain buisness? S: Originally I wanted to be a rock star. Me and a couple of friends formed a band called Mystical Mystery Voyager. We were pretty good but one day a villain guy came and killed them all. He only wounded me... and he was all cool and vicious and stuff. I joined his organization and worked my way up. Of course I eventually had to kill him for hurting me but I made it quick. Then I took all his stuff and all his chicks. I: Yes... well it's been nice chatting with you... but I have to go now. S: I don't think so. The reporter vanished after that and was never seen again....