about   join   members   misc   badges how to take over the world in 10 easy steps / 10)Wallow for a couple of years in your self-pity and hatred 9)Collect a couple of henchmen,preferably stupid, but able ones 8)Have the henchmen rob a couple of banks until you have a couple of million dollars 7)Construct a secret weapon that you can use to hold the world hostage. 6)Threaten the world nations with the weapon until they all give up to your domination. 5)relax and practice your evil laugh 4)By now the hero has appeared and is messing with your whole setup.Don't worry,just kidnap his sister,or someone close to him 3)Get him to give himself up in exchange for the loved one 2)Kill the hero...I mean this!Do not, under any circums- tances delay this crucial step! 1)You are now a world dictator.Congratulations...just don't forget number 2....you did remember to make sure to finish the hero off, didn't you?What do you mean you have all the time in the world?....Look behind you!He's right there!...Damn...too bad *HAV is not responsible for any deaths and or maimings that may occur when following these steps