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. . . FASHION POLICE |
| Each month Hawks Eye reviews an anime
characters fashion sense. He'll either label them a do or don't... depending on his mood
at the time. They are in descending order from newest to oldest. |
| Name: Legato |
| Manga: Trigun |
| Status: insane bad guy |
| Rating: do |
| Can there possibly be anything cuter than a
bishounen gone insane? I submit that there is not. The guy is evil, but creative. You gotta dig
that. His wardrobe is dark and it suits him. He makes good use of the trenchcoat and kickmeinthefaceplease boots.
Scary, but cool. This is a guy who uses his pretty face combined with evil super guy clothing
to make an impression. Tell me I'm bad. :cough: Excuse that, brain spasm. If only all bad guys
could dress like him. :sigh: |
| Name: Sana |
| Manga: Kodomo No Omacha |
| Status: insane but good |
| Rating: don't |
| Just because your a little girl doesn't mean
you have to dress like a little girl and I am so over those overalls. The only people
who should wear overalls are named Billy Bob. Don't even get me started on the idiotic rapping.
This chick really needs to find some sort of fashion consultent and a pink feather boa. |
| Name: Hiei |
| Manga: YYH |
| Status: good guy/bad guy |
| Rating: do |
| When in doubt, wear black. He stole the spiky
hairstyle from me, the bastard... but the tatoo is coooooool. He's kinda cute for a short guy..
I heard he was into :whisper: neko boys. Your supposed to be talking about his clothes...why
has this column turned into a gossip session? :mumbles: Never lets me have any fun... okay
okay! Nice choice in footwear and you can never go wrong with a sword as an accessory.. |
| Name: Ami |
| Manga: BSSM |
| Status: good guy |
| Rating: don't |
| :gag: It's Ami... quite possibly my least
favorite senshi. Sailor Moon at least gives me some entertainment with her idiocy... Ami dresses
like my grandma. No, she dresses like my great grandma. No, she dresses like my great great great
"This is because she wouldn't go out with you right?" No! I just....yes. :sob: I'm so lonely!
:wail: |
| Name: Folken |
| Manga: Escaflowne |
| Status: bad guy turned good guy |
| Rating: do |
| I personally don't like this guy. He was all
evil and stuff at first then bam! He's a good guy again. That whole bad guy turning into a good
guy thing is simply disgusting. It makes me want to puke! It's just wrong. Very very wrong. But
that aside Folken is a damn fine man. He'd look gorgeous if you put him in a paper bag. The
hair, the tear thing, and the wings! Wings! Oh the wings! :cough: I've always wanted a pair of
huge angel wings. The only wings I got were the hawk ones. :sob: So mainly the reason why Folken
is a do is the wings ... yeah. You can't go wrong with a pair of huge wings. |
| Name: Subaru |
| Manga: Tokyo Babylon |
| Status: good guy |
| Rating: do |
| Subaru has good taste...a bit too 'funky'
sometimes but I like that. Of course there is that whole named after a car thing but that's
easily changed....and he's so cute! Like a litte deer caught in someone's headlights! I'd like
to take him home and put him in a little cage and make him run on a big hampster wheel....I'd
feed him cheese and then I'd..... :the rest of this review has been censored due to it's bizarre
and graphic content: |
| Name: Kyoko |
| Manga: Time Stranger Kyko |
| Status: good guy |
| Rating: don't |
| Some of her more elaborate outfits are
nice but overall her fashion sense leaves a sickeningly sweet taste in my mouth. Too much
lace, too many bows, and not enough tiara's. If I were a princess I'd wear my tiara every
day. Plus she's one of 'those' people. You know....the :whisper: magical girls. I hate them
so very very much. They never invite me to their conventions. :sob: |
| Name: Nuriko |
| Anime: Fushigi Yuugi |
| Status: good guy |
| Rating: do |
| Now this girl :cough: I mean guy reminds
me alot of Fisheye. He is also gender challenged but he manages to pull the whole drag thing
off with style. Fabulous use of colors and just stunning. He looks way better than Fisheye....
in fact compared to her Fisheye is a dog. :Fisheye pops up behind him and starts choking him
with a feather boa: Ahhhh! |
| Name: Lina Inverse |
| Anime: Slayers |
| Status: mainly good guy |
| Rating: don't |
| Lina has a delightful sense of color and
texture. I like the way she attacks her enemies with the fire and the destruction and the
screaming....but she is way too young for me...and that whole 'cape' thing sorta freaks
me out..I mean what is she superman or something? Don't even get me started on the boots...
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