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+ THE SECRET DIARY OF ASHER
Got this idea from the Secret Lord of the Rings diaries. It only loosely
follows the plot of the original books so please, no angry emails.
Burnt Offerings
Day 1
Saw Jean-Claude for the first time in so many years. Flames of vengence pierce my heart
like tiny naked little cupids.
Day 2
Jean-Claude again. He tried to use his sultry lips of doom but I resisted. Then he used
the sultry hip wiggle of doom. I again resisted. After he used the sultry hair flip of doom I
locked my self in the closet. Vengence still burns!
Day 2
Went to visit Jean-Claude and the surpisingly tiny Anita Blake, his new girlfriend slash servant. Vowed to lead them to torture
and horror at the Circus. Those vamp clowns are cool. Anita tried to use womanly wiles on me.
Resisted. Then Jean-Claude tried the sultry hair flip of doom again. Ran away into the night.
Cannot.. resist... sultry.. hair.. flip.. of.. doom.
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